Dildos

                           

 

                                                                      

Some are mad of horns, some fancied on Unicorns,                                       

Some thought one in wax, in shape blinding eyes.                                          

Some to the virgin pits and some to the Salacious slits.                                               

It has no nose, no smell and has temper but no blood.                                               

No disgrace, no stint, no fear to keep.

Dildos are the pronoun of the focused men.

To the weird women, the teenage girls, the chronic spinsters,

The romantic youths, the absentee owners,

The divorcees, the widows, the lechers, the libertines,

The ennui, the victims of the impotents,

The variety seekers and those not-in demand,

Dildos are the bonanza.

Dildo in hand and the man in mind,

A woman gets her orgasm unhindered,

And any man her choice is brought to her bosom,

Undetected, unnoticed, and unsuspected,

Away from any scandal or brothel,

With her chastity, celibacy, virginity, loyalty

Kept intact to the eyes of spouse orinmates,

Full in safeguard from adultery and infidelity,

Causing no rivals, no rascals and no brokers.

As Dildos to women so fists are to men.

06.02.2003